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Why was Cinderella thrown off the Basketball TEAM?
She ran away from the ball.
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum – you just can’t beat it
What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!
Did Rudolph go to school?
No. He was Elf-taught!
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
He got 25 days!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can 'ho ho ho'!
What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
Twerky!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
Best Wrapping paper.
She ran away from the ball.
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum – you just can’t beat it
What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!
Did Rudolph go to school?
No. He was Elf-taught!
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
He got 25 days!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can 'ho ho ho'!
What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
Twerky!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
Best Wrapping paper.
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